A few weeks ago, I had some friends over for a dinner night. At that point I realized what a potty mouth I have. As a result, I decided to substitute the F bomb with Smurf. My friends were quite entertained by this theory so we all began overusing the word smurf. It is almost as versatile so I think this might work. We shall see as I vent using the now incorporated "S bomb."
I will start with the lyrics of the old Limp Bizkit song, The SMURF Song:
Ladies and Gentleman!
Introducing
the Chocolate starfish
and the hotdog flavored water!
Bring it on!
Get the smurf up! Yeah! Check! one, two!
listen up, *Listen up* Listen up *listen up*
Here we go *here we go* Here we go
It's a Smurfed up world; We're a Smurfed up place
Everybodys judged by their Smurfed up face
Smurfed up dreams; Smurfed up life
A Smurfed up kid with a Smurfed up knife
Smurfed up moms and Smurfed up dads
and a Smurfed up cop with a Smurfed badge
With a Smurfed up job with Smurfed up pay
and a Smurfed up boss that's a Smurfed up day
Smurfed up press, Smurfed up lies
Well lethal's in the back with the fact of the fires
*Hey, its on* Everybody knows this song
*Hey, its on* Everybody knows this song
Ain't it a shame that you can't say SMURF?
Smurfs just a word and it's all Smurfed up
like a Smurfed up punk with a Smurfed up mouth
And Nine inch nails is getting knocked the Smurf out
Smurfed up babes, Smurfed up sex
and fake-ass titties on a Smurfed up chest
Your all Smurfed up, so whatcha wanna do?
Smurfed up me, and Smurfed up you.
You wanna Smurf me like an animal
You like to Burn me on the inside
You like to think that I'm a perfect drug;
Just know that nothing ya do, will bring you closer to me
ain't life a bitch? a Smurfed up bitch?
A Smurfed up sore with a Smurfed up stitch
a Smurfed up head- It's a Smurfed up shame
swinging on my nuts is a Smurfed up game
Jealousy fillin' up a Smurfed up mind;
It's real Smurfed up like a Smurfed up crime
If I say Smurf two more times;
That's 46 Smurfs in this Smurfed up rhyme
*hey, its on* everybody knows this song (x2)
You wanna Smurf me like an animal;
You like to Burn me on the inside
You like to think that I'm a perfect drug;
Just know that nothing ya do, will bring you closer to me
That's enough baby
You_can't_bring_me_(Bring me)_down
I_don't-think_so I don't so
You_bet-ter_check-(check it)your-self
Be_fore-you_Wreck-Your_SELF!
Kiss_my_Star-fish-My_choc-late_Star-fish-punk!
Kiss_my_Star-fish-My_choc-late_Star-fish!
You wanna Smurf me like an animal;
You like to Burn me on the inside
You like to think that I'm a perfect drug;
Just know that nothing ya do, will bring you closer to me
Hmmmmm, well you get the point. It kind of works......
I will start with the lyrics of the old Limp Bizkit song, The SMURF Song:
Ladies and Gentleman!
Introducing
the Chocolate starfish
and the hotdog flavored water!
Bring it on!
Get the smurf up! Yeah! Check! one, two!
listen up, *Listen up* Listen up *listen up*
Here we go *here we go* Here we go
It's a Smurfed up world; We're a Smurfed up place
Everybodys judged by their Smurfed up face
Smurfed up dreams; Smurfed up life
A Smurfed up kid with a Smurfed up knife
Smurfed up moms and Smurfed up dads
and a Smurfed up cop with a Smurfed badge
With a Smurfed up job with Smurfed up pay
and a Smurfed up boss that's a Smurfed up day
Smurfed up press, Smurfed up lies
Well lethal's in the back with the fact of the fires
*Hey, its on* Everybody knows this song
*Hey, its on* Everybody knows this song
Ain't it a shame that you can't say SMURF?
Smurfs just a word and it's all Smurfed up
like a Smurfed up punk with a Smurfed up mouth
And Nine inch nails is getting knocked the Smurf out
Smurfed up babes, Smurfed up sex
and fake-ass titties on a Smurfed up chest
Your all Smurfed up, so whatcha wanna do?
Smurfed up me, and Smurfed up you.
You wanna Smurf me like an animal
You like to Burn me on the inside
You like to think that I'm a perfect drug;
Just know that nothing ya do, will bring you closer to me
ain't life a bitch? a Smurfed up bitch?
A Smurfed up sore with a Smurfed up stitch
a Smurfed up head- It's a Smurfed up shame
swinging on my nuts is a Smurfed up game
Jealousy fillin' up a Smurfed up mind;
It's real Smurfed up like a Smurfed up crime
If I say Smurf two more times;
That's 46 Smurfs in this Smurfed up rhyme
*hey, its on* everybody knows this song (x2)
You wanna Smurf me like an animal;
You like to Burn me on the inside
You like to think that I'm a perfect drug;
Just know that nothing ya do, will bring you closer to me
That's enough baby
You_can't_bring_me_(Bring me)_down
I_don't-think_so I don't so
You_bet-ter_check-(check it)your-self
Be_fore-you_Wreck-Your_SELF!
Kiss_my_Star-fish-My_choc-late_Star-fish-punk!
Kiss_my_Star-fish-My_choc-late_Star-fish!
You wanna Smurf me like an animal;
You like to Burn me on the inside
You like to think that I'm a perfect drug;
Just know that nothing ya do, will bring you closer to me
Hmmmmm, well you get the point. It kind of works......
