Welp I discovered today that calling someone a F'er, minus the F bomb and plus the Smurf, just doesn't flow well. Let me demonstrate....Listen you skanky little Smurfer, get out of my face before I rip yours off and shove it up smurfin' ass. Comical but not quite the intensity I was hoping to accomplish. Yep that nasty little ghetto bitch in coney island would have pissed herself laughing if I would have responded with that. Thankfully I set my NY resolution aside for the moment and did what any feisty woman would do. I dropped the F bomb and it felt good!
My New Years resolution, stop dropping the F bomb. Therefore I decided to substitute it with the word SMURF. For practice purposes, I decided to blog my use of the word so it will eventually become habit. Isn't that just smurfy?
